sarahsitus

disease caught inadvertently by coming in contact with the sarah.
common symptoms include: forgetfulness, confusion, lack of knowledge, itchy bowels, amber eyes, internet love, and loosely-hung skin.

"Duuude, you got the sarahsitus! ...it's okay. I've got it, too. Man, she gets around."

by sarah braddy October 7, 2006

SaraHIV

The illness one contracts when being in close proximity of Sarah D. for extended periods of time.
Symptoms include:
Craving of bottle caps
Wearing emo sweatshirts
Listening to emo like music
Constant reference to "down the highway not across the street"

Nick, "How long have we been hanging out?"
Sarah, "Like five hours"
Nick, "I think I got the SaraHIV"

by Nick Bolen December 9, 2008

Sarahi

A flat chested bitch with glasses

Girl 1: Sarahi is so flat chested she probably wears extra bra padding

Girl 2: I know right

by mikeoxislong May 11, 2022

Sarahi

A girl that is below 5ft uses pronouns and hates black men. She also bullies the speds for fun

Sarahi is a big bully

Sarahi hates speds and black men

by The person that tells the true November 21, 2021

sarahfied

the process of being intoxicated unintentionally thru an execution of a london bridge.

plop plop...you just got sarahfied! mwahhahahaha

by crackyusa October 6, 2006

Sarahi

Sarahi is a dick rider. She might look innocent but she not. She is always on people's business and is fake as fuck.

Did you hear that Sarahi isn't as innocent as she seems?

by lenastay June 14, 2023

Sarahi

A woman of pure evil, nothing pleases a woman like her, nothing is ever enough. She drains your energy faster than you can replenish it, until you die of exhaustion.

She's not good for you man, she's a Sarahi, you're going to get hurt.

by MrAlexanderHenry June 24, 2023