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A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007
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santino

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v., to overdecorate, to embellish an object with excessive gewgaws, to not know when to stop with the ruffles, ruching and ribbons. From the design ethos of Santino Rice on the Bravo TV show 'Project Runway'.
"With this picture he could have completely santino'd that outfit to death" Heidi Klum on Project Runway, Season 2.
by thithyphuth January 30, 2006
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Santoni

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A man among men. Most likely a U.S. Marine because other branches of service are for pussies. Someone that's an Afghanistan veteran, Harley Davidson loving, bad ass son of a bitch. So good looking that Ryan Gosling gets jealous of him and Leonardo DiCaprio takes fashion advice from him.
Look at that guy, he must be a Santoni
by Santoni720 June 6, 2014
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Nick Santino

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Nick Santino is the founder and singer for fueled by ramen band, A Rocket to the Moon. Nick Santino began A Rocket to the Moon on his own, but later stole Justin Richards from the band Brighten to play guitar in his band. Nick Santino is probably most famous for being a fake ginger and his love of Taylor Swift. He spends his off time obessing over his dog, covering taylor swift, and finding other bands to steal members from.
Nick Santino is my favorite ginger! ...oh wait.
by DemiLov March 17, 2009
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santino marella

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wrestler who beat umaga for wwe intercontaIL belt the first match ever on wwe tv, he dated wwe diva maria(on wwe tv only) and is a class act and great guy to meet, funnest guy ever in wwe now

also got slapped by jim cornette for laughing at booegyman, hes one of a dozen+ guys to hold ovw tv belt
santino marella beat umaga first match ever in wwe thanks to lashley(former ecw champion)
by nick November 1, 2008
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The Santoni Effect

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When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.
Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!
by Zeviand April 2, 2008
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santino

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A guy with no facial features, just a vagina.
by Rualistonor July 31, 2011
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