Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Sanitizer pussy

When you feel the bugs inside your vagina developing corona virus so you douche your poon out with hand sanitizer and it burns so good.

I got a sanitizer pussy now that I smoke meth and made friends with the bugs.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

sanatize

Bring Sanity To Person or Process

I need to sanatize my work place

by John Cowell September 8, 2007

hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011