The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.
Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?
Rachel: No you dumb cow!
Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!
Rachel: No you dumb cow!
Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!
by hobosd August 7, 2009
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Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
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When children come of a certain age and become suspicious of all of the creepy, invasive, magical, mysterious actions that Santa is supposed to do, but their fervently passionate holiday crazed parents do instead.
"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"
by Darth Nyki December 27, 2014
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He is santosh
by Happinesssanta November 22, 2021
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Learnt a lot of life at a very young age... Smart,Loyal, Fearless, and Matured person . He wil be there for u when your down .
Learnt a lot of life at a very young age... Smart,Loyal, Fearless, and Matured person . He wil be there for u when your down .
Santosh-He believes in himslef (confident) who loves challenges will relish the unpredictable conditions.
He is smartest person in the room .
He is smartest person in the room .
by Hero no1 November 25, 2021
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omfg did you know santoshini had a crush on that donkey-face and was nonstop bitching about our bio teacher?
by pari_007 November 27, 2021
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