Sandusky Shoulder

Similar to the cold shoulder, this is when your friends, family or guardians ignore the blatant proverbial or literal butt raping that you are dealing with.

(The meaning comes from the blatant ignoring of former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky banging children)

Did you see Bill in there? He was getting a reaming but I didn't feel obligated to help so I gave him the ole' Sandusky Shoulder.

This old, creepy guy was going to town on me the other night, Jim walks in, and sure as hell he gives me the Sandusky Shoulder.

Next time Sarah gets herself in that situation its going to be the Sandusky Shoulder for her.

by kbrownIVXX November 13, 2011

Sandusky Island

1) When left in a vulnerable position with a creeper lurking

2) When a community or person is alienated after getting owned, doing something stupid or is just a loser.

New York was stranded on Sandusky Island when Sidney Crosby came back.

by Hustla Da Rabbit December 3, 2011

Sandusky Flashback

A painful memory of a childhood raping.

Mr McKenna had a Sandusky Flashback as he watched the local high school football game.

by DPgumby May 1, 2012

flying sandusky

the act of running and jumping, thrusting yourself into another persons ass.

I cant wait to flying sandusky you all night.

by sanduskyer December 6, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

sandslash

very well the most badass looking pokemon of the first generation. it evolves from sandshrew and grows longer claws and spikes. the spikes on its back act as a defensive armor, while raising its evasion in a sandstorm. its attacks with its sharp claws, rolling up in a ball and crashing into others to deal damage, or by digging underground and attacking from below

I cant see anything in this sandstorm, i hope that sandslash isnt underground

by raptorboy3 January 4, 2011