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samsquanching

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.
Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.
by Ingrain420 October 9, 2019
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Samsquanch

Bear very happy. Thanks samsquanch.
by yoshikid8 November 18, 2021
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Samsquanch

A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.
Them damn Samsquanches are some badass recruiters.
by Chief Samsquanch June 2, 2022
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Samsquantch

A creature lurking in the wood of argyle state park with a mile long cock that has teeth known to prey on young boys at their first trout camp.
That samsquantch destroyed that little boy
by Jboogykillshot November 17, 2020
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