Samaritan

Someone who sneaks up behind a human being and chokes thst human until they defecate and then continues to choke that human until they die.

Daniel Penny is a a good samaritan.

by JusteBelmont May 13, 2023

samaritans

white men who neck it

"whats a good racial slur for white men"
"samaritans:

by Alex "not my real name" Kevin November 8, 2023

Caitlin Samaritano

Caitlin Samaritano is a sexy beast. She is probably the besets friends anyone could ask for and along with her awesome butt, she's probably got the coolest cat I've ever seen. The finest girl in all the world and anyone would be lucky to know her

Dude you know that caitlin samaritano chick? she's like the coolest person to walk this earth and her cat is epic!

by chubbybunnies November 21, 2011

False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

by Owensbus August 31, 2022

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023