erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

Salop

Often preceded by "hees" (hees salop!) and could either be followed by laughter or amazement. An exclamation used by St.Lucians less than a second after something amazing, exciting or funny has occurred. e.g. a vehicular accident, a fall, someone getting hit, a loud noise. "hees" may be repeated several times when it can be seen that an exciting moment is seconds away from happening. The word Salop is blurted out so involuntarily by St. Lucians that it is commonly referred to as the national word of St. Lucia.

*Person is running and is expected to fall* "hees, hees, hees" *person falls* "HEES SALOP!!"

*Nearby gun shot is heard* SALOP!

*During cricket the ball is bowled. As soon as it is batted "Hees SALOP" can b heard on impact.

by DeeOweEn Az Mafia May 11, 2009

saloppe

The yeh who magical word that means bitch or hoe in french.

Pute is also used to say "hoe".

"Stune criss de saloppe !"

by Bob Dole 101 July 19, 2003

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Salop

1. a curse word used by st. lucians

2. Something great just happened.

Saloppppppppppppp what happened to you.

by SCORPY101 February 12, 2010

Sallypat

The act of wearing a mickey mouse hat with strings tied to your cock n balls, using the motion of the hat to control your penis and scrotum like a marionette.

He got really stoned and sallypatted the first act of pinocchio. It was a great show.

by Some anonymous guy who is not jordans brother September 9, 2008

Sallon Doors

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys

"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"

by Zaky November 27, 2006