A subdivision of Satanists consisted of solely black people. Often engage in ghetto/gangsta/hood-ass illegal activities such as throwing acid in someone's face as a hate crime or vandalizing private property, such as parked vans. Have also been known to be blamed or otherwise liable for above activities as well as other criminal activities such as murder, grand theft auto, drug use, human sacrifice, graffiti, and other messed-up shit. First identified on the Comedy Central comedy John Benjamin Has A Van in the "Van Scheme" episode.
(Walking and talking)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)
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Satanism can be divided into two main branches.
Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.
Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.
Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.
Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.
And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.
Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.
Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.
Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.
And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Mary and Matthew went to the church of satan and now act superior because they became laveyan satanist.
John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
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1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
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