the seattle no

The Seattle No, is a passive way of declining something. Indigenous people of Seattle do not like turning down friends of acquaintances, therefore they passively decline without actually declining.

If you invite someone from Seattle to an event and they respond, “Hmm yeah that sounds interesting, I’ll have to check,” that is the Seattle NO. If they say “Maybe” and then you don’t hear from them for a while, that's a Seattle NO. If they say “I don’t know” in Seattle that means NO.

by Indigenous PNW'er February 6, 2014

Seattle Creamer

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.

Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"

by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012

Swatting

Swatting is the act of obtaining a streamer's personal information through various means, and then using the info to report the streamer as a potential terrorist, therefore deploying a SWAT team to the location. Although some mofos find this funny, it is only a matter of time before someone is killed because of someone's twisted sense of humor.

Adam: Dude, I heard you got raided by the police yesterday. What happened?
Nicholas: I got swatted. Seriously, swatting isn't funny, people.

by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018

Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

Cum Swatting

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

by The_PZA November 2, 2009

scatterfold

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

Seattle Fetish

A term applied to woke beta males in Seattle who have a strong sexual preference for persons experiencing homelessness. Typically advocating to keep homeless encampments in their neighborhood and will fight any type of encampment removal as it would remove their sexual partners from their local area. They will distribute 2-person tents during mutual aid activities to facilitate future intercourse. When confronted about their fetish, they will claim their accuser lacks compassion, is privileged and ask "where will they go". It can also be used in reference to females who prefer men who are experiencing homelessness as well.

Tell Sean to quiet down in her tent, we all know he has the Seattle fetish, but there's a rec soccer game I'm trying to watch.

by justsayintherain October 2, 2021