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scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 3, 2013
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Get Scared

a new rock-punk-screamo band that just got their songs on itunes. their songs include "if only she knew voodoo like i do" "lock the doors" and "you are what you are". nicholas (the singer) is ammmmmaaaazzzzing. he has a surprisingly high-pitched voice. get scared is often compared to escape the fate. get scared is a new band and could use all the support they can get. you can find them on their myspace: myspace.com/getscaredrock or check out their music on youtube.
Person 1: omgg that singer from the band Get Scared is sooooo hawt

Person 2: ummmm hes kind of creepy looking

Person 1: ya.... but his voice is really good and he is a good dancer. which makes him hawt.

Person 2: oh ok i'll check him out
by LushLuver August 14, 2009
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Scared Money

A person who wants to play the game that involved a monitary wager but afraid of losing. This person doesn't have the balls to put their money where their mouth is.
If Cofar wasn't scared money and such a tightwad he would have won won big money in the Fantasy Football league. Scared money makes no money!
by Vitamin Cs July 25, 2019
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Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".
Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!
by Felipe September 8, 2004
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you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.
by SilBrazil January 31, 2016
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2007 Boston Security Scare

The 2007 Boston magnetic light scare was an incident that occurred in Boston, Massachusetts and the Greater Boston area on January 31, 2007. Boston police found magnetic light devices with battery packs around the city, mistaking them for strategically-placed bombs. These devices turned out to be elements of a guerrilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, a film based on the animated TV series Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late-night programming block. The G4 television network has dubbed the incident "Aquagate." This event just showed how stupid and how much some people can overreact.

In result two people were arrested, Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, of Charlestown, Massachusetts, were facing charges of placing a "hoax device" in a way that results in panic.Additional charges are being considered against the network and marketing firm. The two initial suspects have pled "not guilty."

In the first public interview of the suspects with their lawyer in front of the court building since they were charged, the suspects brought up the topic of '70s haircuts and refused to discuss anything else, amidst reporters' accusations that they were not taking the situation seriously which caused many of the reporting new stations to become frustrated (as they are all a bunch of idiots anyways and can't take a joke, and see the whole stupidity of the situation since most newstations are payed off by politicians anyways).

The stupidity of this situation is that the same magnetic lights were reported in many other cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, and New York. All in which no major crisis occured believing the objects were some sort of explosive device. In all of these cities, there were also no compliants about the devices. Although all of the magnetic lights in the three cities above had been in place two or three weeks, Boston was the only one where officials treated the objects as bombs.

Some of the LED lights are now selling for over the price $3,000 on Ebay.
Officer Bob: "Hey whats that glowing light?"
Citizen: "Well it can't be a glowing lite brite of some sort of cartoon figure flicking me off, no its got to be a bomb!"
Officer Bob: "A bomb hurry lets waste a large sum of money to disarm a light!"
That's the 2007 Boston Security Scare for ya

"1-31-07 Never Forget"
by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007
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