swamp ass 

The origin of this problem is the ass crack. Once sweaty it begins to get itchy, like you did not wipe well enough. After it gets unbearable you begin to scratch like crazy, and shortly thereafter your whole ass feels like one big cactus has spanked you for hours.

John and Bryan were walking home at a fast pace; Due to the intense friction, John's ass crack began to sweat and itch. Result, Swamp ass.

swamp ass by Bryan & John June 1, 2006

swamp ass 

"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.

No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!

swamp ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

swamp ass 

An oily, wet, sometimes lumpy secretion which becomes plastered,...no..pasted, between the cheeks of your ass, and in the worst cases, oozes out of the crack near the satchel and skid marks your underwear, and if your wearing slacks, them too. Condition can bring on an uncomfortable rash, butt cheek pimples, and the dreaded festering lump around your underwear leg band.

Dude,..you got swamp ass or what?

swamp ass by Pierce-a-cola February 5, 2008

Swamp Ass 

The slight or severe inflamation of the inner ass cheeks due to excessive walking or running after taking a deuce. Usually a slight refuge of junk surrounds and agitates the exit region.

I had the worse case of swamp ass at Six Flags.

Swamp Ass by Cambo El Nino November 11, 2006

Swamp Ass 

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

Swamp Ass by abjectus October 16, 2012

Swamp Ass 

When the sweat in your ass is unbearable... that’s when you know you got swamp ass.

Gaby- My ass is so sweaty

Jesus- That’s because you have swamp ass dirty bitch

Swamp Ass by Loser123 December 15, 2018

Swamp ass 

A condition where your butt cheeks/crack feel sweaty, usually after physical activity. The name comes from the fact that, like a swamp, your butt is moist and wet in this situation.

I get a gnarly case of swamp ass whenever I do my daily walk around the park, but drinking a lot of water and chilling out fixes it.

Swamp ass by ProBeb May 9, 2019