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Suny Geneseo

Ranked as the 2nd best public college in the north, this institution is the home of honor roll students who taste alcohol once and then it's on. Closed parties are enforced due to the local law that attempts to crack down on underage drinking but fails. If you are not on a sports team, club, or a part of greek life then you will drink alone. Mens Rugby is the largest club with an average of 60 members. Sororities include AOPI, ADE, SMAC, Sigma Kappa, and CLIO which is the worst. If you attend Geneseo you will get a great education but will develop a slight alcoholism problem. The most popular Fraternities include Kappa Sigma (gay), MAC, Crows, and notorious date rapers DK. You will be held in high esteem if you graduate but be prepared to drink or smoke your way through professors that went to Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Penn State, NorthWestern, and Johns Hopkins. Great school, great hockey, and an a nationally ranked rugby team.
"Oh I see you attended SUNY Geneseo?"
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
by John Bangalore September 17, 2017
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SUNY Oswego

(1) Place of attendence that involves some gangsta ass nigs that ride dirty with sophistication and class like your mom was last night. Bitches be crazy and playas be straight nasty.

(2) To describe INTENSE consumption of beer/boos/drugs... to make a long story short THAT SHIT BE BANGIN

(3) Fine academic establishment
(1) DUDE #1: Yo son last weekend at SUNY Oswego shit was off the hizzie and the po po's were all up on my shit.
DUDE #2: OH SNAP!! Did you pull out your gat yo?!
DUDE #1: Nah son, I just coo coo'd

(2) YO we strait up SUNY Oswego'd it last night son!
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SUNY Plattsburgh

Where the biddies are boppin' and the playas get poonan all day. Formally known as P BURGH .. some may even go as far as to call it Plattsvegas, either name will suffice. Everyday is a party and whether you are invited is up to you. Beers Blunts and Bongs are around every corner. If you go here and havent smoked a fatty behind Wilson .. you havent lived.

Parties at frats are sketchy but theres no place to sketch around like the Burgh. Brink, Couch, Helen, South Catherine, and Broad are the names of the streets that will hold your finest party memories .. or lack there of.

fucken rage burgh style, i dare you
I was so fucked up last night .. only at SUNY Plattsburgh
by Buthole Bandit May 19, 2011
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SUNY IT

Also called SUNY Institute of Technology (SUNYIT), despite the schools amazing lack of technology. It is part of the SUNY system. Located in the decrepit city of Utica NY, whose number one employer is Denny's down on Genesee St. A school notorious for lying to its applicants as to how many credits will transfer in. The school advertises how it has diverse wildlife on campus, consisting of Canadian Geese, Deer, and Turkey. Despite the wildlife, the food is recycled from events where the school sells out facilities meant for the students.

Students who initially attend regret their decision weeks later, but find that the credits will not transfer anywhere. The school acts as the quicksand of the SUNY system.
Relative: "Where do you go to school?"
Student: "I go to school in Utica"
Relative: "Oh, that's a great school, good for you!"
Student: "No... I go to SUNY IT in Utica"
Relative: "Oh, I'm sorry"
Student: "Me too"
by Ghostalker474 April 4, 2009
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suny morrisville

SUNY Morrisville also known as Mo-ville. If you come here chances are you're either a wanna be farmer, equine bitch, inner city brat, or a nursing student drop out. If you don't fit in the above categories then chances are nobody even knows your major is even a thing. There is nothing to do besides smoke weed, go to the corral piss drunk, or hook up with the person you met three minutes ago. Wasted Wednesday is probably the only night of the week that you'll enjoy. Every freshmen girl in the equine program will complain about barn duty at least three times a day. Don't get too close to your friends because there's a good chance that they'll wither drop out or transfer. Oh and you'll probably change your roommate weekly.
person 1: "Hey, are you going to SUNY Morrisville in the fall?"
person 2: "Nah I here that it's boring AF there."
by MoVille123 March 15, 2016
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SUNY New Paltz

school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes. People play the bongos at 4am, and the alcohol is plentiful. Some weird kids even stand in the middle of campus and make alien noises. Alot of art majors here.
the town here seems to be two years behind everything.
by dan October 26, 2004
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SUNY Canton

One of the worst college campus for a SUNY school. SUNY Canton is located a stone throw away from the Canadian border in a town that has nearly nothing. Since we're in a NEW YORK school, the college has decided to change their logo to a Kangaroo without asking the students for their imput! (Thanks global warming!)

With a mandatory housing policy unless you still live with your parents, live in the area, or are over the age of 25, the school tries to make you stay and eat their mixtures that are laced with laxatives and made in Chaney.

In the dorms you'll find trash in various places (the stairwells were a favorite)...and don't dare touch the railings...they are always sticky. The dorm rooms are small and only have two skinny windows, that don't let in much light. You can't control the heat in the dorms, therefore it is always really hot or really cold. It seems like there was never an in between. The windows are always clouded with condensation stuck in between them, so you could hardly ever even see out of them. In the winter the windows would freeze over, and you wouldn't be able to see out of them. The walls were also so thin that you could always hear what was going on in the next room. Also, the walls on the sides of the buildings slant in wards (therefore if your on the third floor you have the smallest room), and because of this you'd also get sound traveling up and down the walls from your neighbors downstairs.

To get to classes you will have to walk up a trechorous hill (which is always icy, wet, and or muddy) which will give you asthma attacks, and make you feel like you needed your mountain climbing gear.

Also, if you have a problem find someone else to talk to besides your RA or RD, because all they do is get together and discuss/gossip about all the students problems.

If you're deciding to go to SUNY Canton, it isn't half bad if you just live off campus.
That's MY SUNY Canton!
by Lauraness January 3, 2009
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