Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.

"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."

by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006

strains the mind

Confusing. Perplexing.

Something that takes great effort to figure out.
Stated on the final episode of Firefly by a bounty hunter when asked how he managed to get into the ship.

Kaley: What--how..(trying to understand how this is possible).
Erley: Strains the mind a bit don't it?

by vordmeister1001 January 22, 2011

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005

Bering Straits

A (completely heterosexual) activity that involves straight members of the same sex getting naked around one another.

Me and the guys were all showering together, but it was no big deal because it was just Bering Straits.

by Lance Weinstein July 3, 2008

Såraidsj

Såraidsj is a verb, an adjective, an adverb, a unit of measure. It is anything you want. Såraidsj means morbidly obese and can be used to make words 'fatter'. Example of this: If your name is Thomas, then your Såraidsj name would be Thåraidsj.

Guy1: Look that bird is såraidsj!
Guy2: That's not a bird! That's a båraidsj!

by ILIKEASSCRACKS June 17, 2020

Staids

Stain's AIDs

Guy 1: Wow, Stain has AIDs?
Guy 2: No, he has Staids.

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Chav Strands

The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.

Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020