Stonk 

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

Stonk by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonk 

When an individual acts in a fashion of stonkish nature. When someone acts of a dumb nature or does stupid things. Stonks can include Frat boys, dumb kids, skater boys, stoners, aswell as anyone who lacks brain cells

Bro 1: Bruh look at this stonk ass n*gga
Bro 2: He’s always doin some dumb shit. what a stonk.

Stonk by kyleemesho August 28, 2020

Stonk 

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

Stonk by Manstonk November 14, 2020

Stonk 

Name to call someone who has gone 3-22 in Valorant

OMG your only on three kills you Stonk

Stonk by Stonk_ March 2, 2021

Stonk 

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

Stonk by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonk 

Stonk=gud money:)

I hav gud Stonk in dogecoin.

Stonk by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Stonk 

Stonk=gud money

Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!

Stonk by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021