Stomach Bud

A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.

I've got a stomach bud. OR

looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.

by Kommodore March 20, 2009

Stomach Karma

When one's stomach punishes one in a just manner for eating something that one knew better than to eat.

I'm feeling some major Stomach Karma from eating too much sushi last night.

by Mongoose87 April 12, 2009

Stomach Shit

What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.

Aka diarrhea.

-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.

by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011

stomach hands

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.

If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!

You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.

Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!

by SneakySocks June 27, 2005

stomach pounder

It is actually Pop Rocks and Coke. It was a term used in the late 70's and early 80's

Mom can I have a stomach pounder and coke.

by Trufaith July 26, 2014

Stomach Pussy

The rolls of a fat women's stomach that crease right around her belly button.

that girl last night was so fat, i mistakenly fucked her stomach pussy instead of her actual pussy!!

by Evackuate February 24, 2011

stomach abortion

The product of taking too many laxatives.

You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.

Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?

You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.

by JRoselburger21 January 19, 2009