When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.
"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005
Get the The Stationary mug.(n.) a subtype of hysteria (as in dissociative disorder) characterized by severe infatuation and obsession with novelty stationery items, for which a novelty stationery buff likely suffers from
(stationeria is a portmanteau coined by blending the words stationery and hysteria)
(stationeria is a portmanteau coined by blending the words stationery and hysteria)
Many crafters, designers, and avid stationery collectors suffer from stationeria as they are completely obsessed with novelty stationery items that are over the top cute, so much so that they are willing to spend top dollar to import these items from overseas, to buy from online auction, or even to line up for days on end outside stationery pop-up stores. People who suffer from stationeria are crazed fans of novelty stationery items.
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Shaq - "T-I-C. Shaqtastic. 29 points."
Stu - "Uh, how did you get so many Q's?"
Shaq - "Don't worry about it. My turn again. S, what do you know. Shaqtus."
Stu - "I guess we'll just have to add those to the shaqtionary."
Stu - "Uh, how did you get so many Q's?"
Shaq - "Don't worry about it. My turn again. S, what do you know. Shaqtus."
Stu - "I guess we'll just have to add those to the shaqtionary."
by kennypowers February 16, 2009
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Get the Urban Sextionary mug.a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.
by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009
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by crash_overdrive February 13, 2020
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