spearminated

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal

Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

by lifeincairo WHOOP WHOOP January 7, 2008

spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Russian Spearman

When you use your wang as a spear and rum through the bedroom door screaming Russian war chants as you dive on the bed and spear the woman in the vag

Ryan: Wanna do the Russian Spearman?

Tanisha: Yea sure but what if you miss?

Ryan: That's okay I'll be going so fast that I'll create a hole wherever I land.

by Mista Bronx January 1, 2015

Britney Spearsin It

When the ratio of kids in your car is more than the amount of seltbelts available.

"We took all 5 kids for an icecream in the car and were Britney Spearsin It.

by M1977 February 26, 2008

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

Spearing

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart

thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously

by TCWalsh April 19, 2010

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003