sonbizatch

bothersome, miscellaneous requests that originate in an organization's sales department

Process this sonbizatch, and make it snappy!

by littlej February 8, 2008

Sonbroro

A person who is sometimes called the term "son" and other times called "bro". This person shows both qualities of a "son" and a "bro" and belongs to both the group of
"bros" and the group of "g's".

If a "son" were to say hi to you (knowing that you were both a "son"&"bro", they would say, "Yo, whats up sonbroro?"

by startswith's'andendswith'mit' April 21, 2009

Socnl

Acronym for "sitting on chair not laughing" this can be highly useful against people who use lol at the end of every sentence or people who rofl at mundane things.

I just saw a cat walk past lol
ye socnl

I just lagged really badly
rofl
socnl

by K9 mark iii April 9, 2010

Sockboss

A person,or entity who knows the true value of the sock. He does not wear sweatsocks because sweatsocks because they make your feet stink.
Sock bosses usually have a different pair of socks every day of the year because they know that if their is one thing woman like it is a man with a nice pair of socks. Sock bosses typically wear their pants up ever so gently so people can be shocked and awed when they encounter the god like swag that is before them.

Man Mali B,You're a real sockboss I see you with them Argo socks man you do your thang playuh. -Lil B

by Animesquad November 14, 2013

Sockbater

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

socneintoelrbee

sosh-n-toll-er-bee
something so special, unique, and exotic it needs a fancy name.

Jeff: hey look it’s the class of 2020!!
Sarah: oh yeahh! i love them they’re very socneintoelrbee

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 24, 2020

Sockbadger

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"
"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

by Bobin August 4, 2005