socks

an item of clothing worn on ones feet or penis to make oneself more confortable

I'm wearing three socks today!

by Richard Mastercock March 3, 2016

socks

1. A warm, fuzzy feeling, often associated with incoherent thought process, and total lack of sanity.
2. socks or sox (sks) A short stocking reaching a point between the ankle and the knee.
3. tr.v. socked, sock·ing, socks
To provide with socks.

Ex 1: Hotel gives me socks. Oodles of socks.

Ex 2: That old dude just socked me! For $4 at 4 AM. AND THE SOCKS AREN'T HALF AS WARM AS THEY LOOK.

by Bill Riech May 16, 2006

Socks

A term used for children who arent yours. Ie. Your girlfriend or wifes kids from another man.

John: I started seeing this chick a while back, shes a real nice bird. She wanted to start getting serious with the relationship and it all sounded good till I found out she had a pair of socks. Joe: what do you mean socks? John: you know, some other cunts kids!

by myopinionisking November 15, 2011

socks

traditionally worn on the feet, me, beth and fred have decided they are very good at keepin your arms warm!

dude, ma arms are fukin freezin!
well put sum long socks on then!
(this example actually happend!)

by luce sez eat cheese December 10, 2004

Socks

Horrible demons created my the god of Damnation Blurth.

Man, those socks are digesting me with there mighty system of organs!

by Deathtear69 October 29, 2004

socks

referring to:
Posers who drive cars, that the owner may think sound and look real hot, but in actuality, it is a cheap cover of a "real car" i.e. muffler is ready to fall off, doesn't purr, it growls, painted 3 colors, body kit falling off,etc..
From the comparison of men using socks to stuff their underwear to make people think that they actually have "something" same applies here.

"Hey, look at that Eclispe, that's all socks baby."

by Katie Picha December 28, 2005

socks

Its a nickname for a friend who you walk in on while masterbating, after he takes all your beer to his room and pleasures himself on webcam only keeping his toe warm with Socks.

"Socks is missing agean" we better knock before going into his room.

by LaPorta April 29, 2008