So Sayeth You

A verbal disagreement, typically delivered as a call-and-response seen in many church sermons, whose meaning and intensity varies upon the speaker--at its most polite, it can be construed as "I respectfully disagree" or "That's what you think"; at its most intense, it means, "Bullshit!" or "You fucking liar!"

Tourist: But everyone gets killed in this town!
Local: Yeah, so sayeth you, dumbass; have you seen how nice this place is?

Mother: Your hair's getting too long. You need a haircut!
(Bald) Son: So sayeth you.

by Ixra September 2, 2011

so sayeth the so-sayer

a phrase to be used when ironically proclaiming the grandeur of a separate claim in order to undermine its credibility.

“he said he'd be up at dawn, so sayeth the so-sayer

by Sue Doe-Nim January 25, 2022

So I says to Maybell i says...

What you says when saysing about a past experiance, saysing something to Maybell. After you says something to Maybell, you need to go to someone else and says them that you says something to Maybell.

So i says to Maybell i says... if i have to send one more fax, then you can just call me "Mr. Fax Sender"

by Salty Samurai September 25, 2005

So you're saying

An opening phrase used by people (primarily feminists and SJWs) to obfuscate or willfully misinterpret a logical point/argument a reasonable person has made.

Reasonable person: It's illegal pay someone less based on their sex. No serious economist worth their weight in salt would take the "wage gap" seriously.

Feminist: So you're saying women shouldn't have the right to vote?

Reasonable person: What? No. I was just saying that if women want to, across the board, make as much as men, they totally can, they just have to-

Feminist- So you're saying women are your personal sex slaves who speak when spoken to and shouldn't be able to read or write?

by makazen January 27, 2018

So I'm sayin

A stupid thing that people say which precedes everything they are about to say. As if you couldn't ascertain this by virtue of them saying something in the first place.

So I'm sayin, whats goin on broseph?

by Zeebs February 21, 2005

So you’re saying

The beginning of a straw man response to an online statement that does not conform to the prevailing narrative. The former Chancellor of the Third Reich is often invoked before being punctuated with the phrase, “Got it!”

“I think that affirmative action now often ends up harming the people that it was originally supposed to help.”
“So you’re saying that you think Hitler had the right idea all along. Got it!”

by PBSPinchback March 18, 2022

Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012