snoreagraph

When on a forum, website or just in general and someone types out something so long winded it puts you to sleep.

"Yo nigga, I was reading your post on the forum, but fell asleep halfway thru that snoreagraph"

by sweet dick keesee September 15, 2009

Rodeo Snore

To clasp a third parties nose shut for greater than eight seconds to prevent extreamly loud snoring

Steve was snoring extreamly loud.

Karl said, "dude, stop that mother fucker from snoring"

John held Steve's nose shut for 8 seconds.

Lands said, "shit man, you have just gave him the rodeo snore"

by Richard13510 March 7, 2008

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008

snoresville

adjective

describing something painfully boring

math
school
parental lectures

by phil jackson April 28, 2005

snoregasm

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

by JDMGio December 23, 2009

Snore

Something boring, not interesting, makes you fall asleep

That tv show was snore...

by infamouspeek November 21, 2011

Snope

verb to sneed and cope simultaneously

Dude, John keeps sneeding and coping. He has to stop with the snope, it's embarrasing

by claud83 August 23, 2021