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Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
by BradS January 5, 2007
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Starting Over

A state where one has decided to start over, forget evrything in there past and move on.
"I am starting over and going to be a better person"
by bubbas1012 July 2, 2009
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Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).
(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.
by M Laing August 5, 2010
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Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.
Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
by shypolarbear March 6, 2013
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starting at

A term evil-minded sellers use to make you believe in a fake price. In reality the price is always much higher and only very few, if any, products actually have this price.
Buy Windows 7 now! Starting at 70€! (Actual price 100€)
by Locercus April 22, 2014
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parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
by scatterfan September 16, 2009
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hot starting

Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.
It’s your turn Steve, you’re hot starting on her so no need for foreplay.
by NiAiRo January 5, 2018
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