shrimp

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

shrimp

The word shrimp can be used to describe a mans genitalia in a derogatory way. When a mans penis is small.

Damn man, cover that shrimp up.

by I am Super Randy May 9, 2006

Shrimp

A Shrimp is a Simp with a small dick.

Julie: This guy is a shrimp. There's no way he can put that in!

by CreatorofMind September 8, 2020

Shrimp

A bitchass fool that is a complete retard about everything. Someone that switches up on homies, snitches, is oblivious to everything, and or pulls bullshit moves.

“Did you hear about Etty dissing off Gabe?”

“Yeah it was a shrimp move”

by Master Of Shadows November 26, 2017

shrimp

verb: to felch with a straw instead of applying the mouth directly to the anus/vagina

Marty wanted me to felch him last night but I had a cold sore so I shrimped him instead

by solittletime April 25, 2008

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

shrimp

a hairy, stubby, smelly cock that a male will pull out unexpectedly when showing up at your door, normally when ur parents are at back to school night!!

beware of that micheal kid, his shrimp is smaller than my conscience span!!

by bhadbitchparty.tingz November 26, 2019