shoulda

How stupid people spell "should've". Supposed short form for "should have".

I shoulda paid attention in school

by LokiBrot January 11, 2019

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023

Shoulda’ Bongled

A slang term used when someone sneezes as an alternative to “bless you.” Bongled coming from the Old English word “to suppress,” which originally was only meant to refer to sneezes.

“ACHOOO!” - James
“Shoulda’ bongled” -Salazar

by FranceEnjoyer March 21, 2024

been shoulda been

Should have already done so prior to already doing so.

He been shoulda been payin’ me my money!

by Ghetto Fabulous Kitten February 14, 2018

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

by ghxstz February 12, 2023

They never shoulda gave you N**gas Money

When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.

Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!

by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023

Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018