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Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.
by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018
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Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.
Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out
by Lin ling July 24, 2023
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Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack
That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA
by Ronnievee October 20, 2016
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shmegma

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.
M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.
by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025
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