Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA

by Ronnievee October 20, 2016

shmegma

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025