Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.

Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Shleep Shlop

A word for someone who is being stupid.

Your being a shleep shlop.

by Bajingus.Da-Ning-Ning October 30, 2019

Pop Shlop

Just cotton candy music, and I mean really teeny-bopper shit! Cheesy, overproduced fluff. Usually associated with modern pop stars such as Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, and Coldplay. You can’t stand to listen to it.

God, all they play on that radio station is pop shlop!

by Mrsandr November 20, 2021

shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water

Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.

by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010

Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009