shivved

v. the act of committing to several events with different groups of people for the same date and time, then attendingthe event you consider to be the funnest without cancelling on your other plans, therfore bailing on the other friends and events you also committed too

Hey where's Jay he was suppsoed to be here tonight?" "I dunno I think he totally shivved us...

by coux February 17, 2011

Shivving

To constantly take the piss and bully your colleagues. Usually a combination of both.

"what's wrong with you dude? You look heaps busy and sad" "thanks bro, I got a total shivving this morning so now I have to do all the work"

by Fil1 May 23, 2017

Shiv

Essentially a person who is all around great and fabolous (that is if you can handle this name) A person with a huge penis and attracts all the ladies with his muscular smart being. Smells great. Plays tons of video games. Is not gay

Have you seen that Shiv over there?

by That random polish person 1011 November 06, 2017

Shiv

What happens when someone gets shafted. Has no conjugation or plural form. A shiv occurs when a person is blindsided by an unfortunate event.

Dante: did you hear what Biz did?
Nino: no, what did he do?
Dante: he shiv Leo so hard! He got with his girl!
Nino: no way, this guy biz is an opp

by Thisguyleo November 20, 2019

Shiv

Form of punching: To jab through a crowd and to hit the face of a deserving target, by missing the nose and striking the cheek bone.

To shiv properly the target should do a complete spin on their axis.

She needs a good shivving

by WhimsicalMcGee July 15, 2011

shivved

taking a shank to someone above the hips just below the arm in a stabbing motion.

i shivved that paki cause he didnt give me my slurpee

by travis scott February 22, 2006

shiv

to thrust towards someone or somthing with a blunt, rusty, serrated knife.

ill shiv ya, you little bitch.

by perry March 07, 2006