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shitcurity

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.
Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!
by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019
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Shitcutsyndrome

A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.
"Bro, what happened to your hair?"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"
by Scropin_09 June 24, 2022
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Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!
Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
by Tom Casey December 30, 2003
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shitcunt

In Australia the term "shitcunt" is used to describe only the most noble and prestigious people.
It's rare for an Aussie to call you a "shitcunt", as we don't say it to just anyone, you have to be honourable and respected to earn it.
You are very lucky if an Aussie has called you a "Shitcunt".
"ShitCunt" has no offensive meaning in Australia so think twice if you're not an Australian and calling an aussie a "shitcunt"
by AussieShitCunt September 2, 2017
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Shitcunt

When a lady eshewes conventional wisdom and wipes back to front.
'Hannah, you smell like a shitcunt - did you follow correct wiping procedure?'
by DaveArmadillo October 3, 2008
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shitcunt

by Jimmy Saville August 15, 2003
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shitbunny

by bob May 15, 2003
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