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shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
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shitbreath

person whose breath reeks of ass.
Troy sure has shitbreath after assmunching his queerbait buddy.
by godhatesfags September 27, 2008
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shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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Shitbag McGee

Noun: A person that tends to get obliterated (drunk) on any trip they take. Especially if they do not have to operate a motor vehicle. And especially on an Amtrak trip.
Hey, where's Shitbag McGee? HA! He's still on the train barfing from all the joy juice between Tampa and Jacksonville.
by tdp411 December 18, 2010
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Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.
Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.
by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021
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shitbaked

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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shitbag

a derogatory term used to express disgust with untrustworthy or shallow individuals.

1) one who is full of shit, a liar.
2) one who says or promises something but will then back out (shit out)
3) one who drops their morals for the sake of convenience or to avoid a confrontation
4) (occasionally), a gobsite
I wouldn't count on any of them, they're all shitbags.
by bitplane April 20, 2004
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