Shit Sandwich

Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.
I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.
by Al Pow January 16, 2010
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Shit Sandwich

What you call food that a restaurant worker has done something unsavory to. (I.e. Spitting in it)
That server spit in my roast beef. Now it tastes like a shit sandwich.
by revolution2424 February 07, 2015
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Shit Sandwich

Being forced to accept an extremely unpleasant situation as part of a bargain.
I like Windows well enough, but I wish Microsoft wouldn't force-feed me that shit sandwich Internet Explorer along with it. It's a bloated memory hog and a security risk, and you can't even remove the damn thing.
by Logic316us April 08, 2008
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Shit Sandwich

Life is like a shit sandwich.The more bread you have,the less shit you'll have to eat! For Charlie Ferrari R.I.P.
by J.FordO January 07, 2007
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shit sandwich

The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.
Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.
by The Shit Sandwich December 11, 2010
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shit sandwich

during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them
me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night
by FB February 01, 2005
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Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
by Pheecees September 07, 2019
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