Shifty

Having no worthwhile qualities. Of shoddy standard. Undesirable or defective.

An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.

I thought if I got to know her she might turn out to be spongey, but she's not, she's just shifty.

by caughey March 20, 2008

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003

shifty

some kid from upstate NY. he's actually pretty fucking cool

i hung out with shifty the other night. we sucked mad balloons

by weasil March 14, 2005

Shifty

Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college

"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty

by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004

Shifty

A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.

"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."

"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."

"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"

by mKong July 20, 2004

Shifty

In No-Limit Hold'em, to overplay or overvalue a draw.

Person A: Did you see that guy shove 400 BBs with a flush draw?

Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.

by A-rondo March 30, 2010

shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007