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Sheik Polly Pocket 

A noun, referring to a short brown man of Persian/Pakistani descent who tells women he is a "sheik" to get into their panties.
The signifigance of the phrase "polly pocket" in the phrase is that it describes the rather small stature of the individual in question. IE, polly pocket was a popular toy in the late 90's that could easily be folded up and stored in a child's pocket because it was so small, much like sheik polly's penis.
Jon: "Man did you hear what sheik polly pocket did this time?"

Adil: "Lemme guess, he told some girl he has a lot of money to get into her panties?""

Jon: "Yup."
Sheik Polly Pocket by Jterror March 17, 2010

Preaching Sheik 

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.
Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.
Preaching Sheik by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
what should i choose? sheik or trojan?
sheik by condom_man October 15, 2003
The character in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that guides the main character Link. Sheik's history is never revealed to the player, along with his face. The one other thing that is never truly revealed about Sheik is his gender. Although popular belief would have Sheik as female (and possibly even Zelda), the plot as well as the character model would state otherwise. The legend was bolstered by the production of Nintendo's "Super Smash Bro.s" in which the player can morph between Zelda and Sheik. The creators later revealed in an interview that this was only added as a way to include the Zelda character, fearing that she alone would be too weak.
Link - ...
Sheik - I see you staring at my crotch, Link.
Link - ...
Sheik - IM A GUY YOU IDIOT!
Link - ...
Sheik - The damn programmers didnt give me a bulge to keep the rating down! ARGH!
Link - *Silence*
sheik by ~Magic Marker March 27, 2007

duncan sheik 

Duncan Sheik had two top forty hits "Barely Breathing"('97)
and "On a High"
duncan sheik is a folk singer
duncan sheik by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007
Someone hungover on the deck wearing aviators with a t-shirt that cut offs mid-stomach and a shirt wrapped around his head resembling a turban.
sheik by DQ7 August 13, 2007