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1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."

2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".
Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)

Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)
sharpie by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009
1. A long, narrow flat-bottomed New England fishing boat.
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'
Example for (2):"Cripes! I thought those Sharpies on the Tram home were gonna kick the shit out of me and Davo,sweetheart.
sharpie by Brett Williams June 20, 2005
the highest level of sketchy a person can get.
that guy was such a sharpie!!! he was not just a pencil or pen...he was so sketchy he was a friggin sharpie!!
sharpie by MINTYlizzard July 22, 2010
An adjective or verb showing how serious you are about something. If you are willing to "Sharpie" something, you are making it permanent.
James: "Are we gonna be able to get together this week?"
Seth: "Yep."
James: "Are you sure?"
Seth: "Dude, I Sharpied you in!"

1: "I am so in love with that girl!"
2: "You always say that"
1. "This time...I am Sharpie serious!!"
Sharpie by flyn hawaiin November 9, 2011
Anyone in a service or a business who is not respectable.
I needed a new radiator. They wanted to charge me $800. I called another place and they said $200. What a bunch of sharpies.
sharpie by Bubba Zanetti April 5, 2005
Term used by junkies of some sort for a syringe, dart, needle, etc...
Jason: Yo Laura, you got an extra sharpie for your boy?

Laura: Always do...
Sharpie by JO Felony March 9, 2009