Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.

Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.

by Preachers August 24, 2010

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

Shadonkle

/SHaˈdo͞nkəl/

verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out

(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.

(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

Dan just gave that guy the ol' shadonkle in that last team fight of League of Legends.

You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.

by bareMinimum March 2, 2020

spedonkey

Something you call someone acting in a stupid manner. Describes one as both a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!

Lee’s being a complete spedonkey...

by anonymous March 15, 2021

Shabonkers

When something is more than bonkers.

that's pretty shabonkers.

by coopwashere February 1, 2023

Shamoney

Cash money, balling being a currency except with a little oomph to make it sound extra

I love shamoney, I want to make all the shamoney

by You already know b May 10, 2018

SHAMONKEY

Slang word for sex or the vagina.

Tonight Im going trolling for chics and gettin me some shamonkey.

by Dennis Ryan August 29, 2006