secretary

an assistant to an executive.

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)

by daywalkz March 31, 2009

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

Ancient Chinese Secret

A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.

The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.

by Orlando_Taz March 29, 2013

secret taco

Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.

Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.

Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.

Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.

by Asparaguest February 23, 2017

secretute

Secretary that give sexual favors to her boss in exchange for money, gifts, promotions, etc. Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some prefer prostitary for that matter

I went up to his office and saw his secretute giving him a bj

by mzu December 23, 2008

Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.

"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."

by Captain_Slow June 10, 2013

trade secret

The secretive skills used by somebody to do what they do. Usually referring to certain social skills or ways of doing something.

Boy1: Man, how do you get all the ladies?
Boy2: Sorry Bruh. It's a trade secret.
Boy1: You're gonna have to teach me the skills.

by MrEnobmort July 24, 2015