Scrump

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.

If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!

by Mr ShuvNStuff September 02, 2018

Scrump

Doing something highly unnecessary. Being annoying

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time

by Maditine July 29, 2017

scrump

An abbreviation of scrumptious. The best you can get.

That guy/girl is "scrump.

by enzo500 November 25, 2006

Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

by CRenn September 30, 2018

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

by ToonSquad95 February 08, 2011

scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand February 22, 2011