Scruffin

A whore (see Bunni Lebowski).

"This fuckin' scruffin, this fuckin' whore is walkin' around town. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this!"

by KiNDKeN March 7, 2009

Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.

... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?

by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010

Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.

Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.

by scruffer February 22, 2009

scroffmart

Referring to a discount department store with "mart" in the name; usually where scroffs can be found dragging one or more screaming kids around by their arms.

The local Scroffmart usually has the lowest prices on cigarettes, pop, and beer.
(Walmart, Kmart, etc.)

by Blonde2Fast March 7, 2009

Scruffaluffagus

the act of grinding your fist into a male's rear end.

During the act of a scruffy you can use a scruffaluffagus to really get him.

by Wizkid00009 October 9, 2009

scruffay

Someone with a large cock who sticks it inside other csgo pros. He is also so good at Counter Strike its inhuman.

Scruffay is the best csgo player ever!

by yaffurcS August 28, 2017

Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.

Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!

by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017