A ginger male with green teeth, low standards of hygene and a purple penis that dry's his clothes via the underfloor heating.
by Cadetti Crew July 6, 2008
Get the scoll mug.scoliosis is when your spine curves into a certain degree.so, you will have to wear a brace(this hard thing--kinda like armour.)to prevent your spine from curving to a really bad point where you will need surgery. this usually happens to girls around 12 years old.it is a very uncomfortable feeling,very awkward, ecspecially when changing in the locker rooms. everyone stares at you saying \"what the hell are you wearing\" and they are feeling sorry for you at the same time.they give you looks like they're fuken shocked. its like your different. i have had scoliosis and i know the awkward feeling.i used to wear my brace to school becuase if i didnt,my spine would curve even more. however, i gained my confidence when i found out someone else had it too! she told me this trick to avoid people staring at you awkwardly. so what you do is tell people to punch you in the stomach hard.lol because then their hands will hurt. thats when you can explain to them that you have scoliosis. its not a big deal because once you tell other girls, they can't tell anyone becuase they feel very sorry for you and everyone (in ur P.E. class...) already knows. if you have scoliosis,you can use this trick
girl1: hey, punch me in the stomach hard
girl2: ok(punches girl1 in stomach) woah you stomach is hard
girl1: lol that cuz i have scoliosis
girl2: ok(punches girl1 in stomach) woah you stomach is hard
girl1: lol that cuz i have scoliosis
by confident77 December 7, 2009
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a word used when a moose chases after a hippo, mounts it and proceeds to procreate
sometimes used when a guy jumps on another girl and humps her till she falls over and takes it
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by samantharobo March 13, 2008
Get the scollay mug.A pain in the back which causes discomfort with the spine, you may have to wear a back brace and you look 4 months pregnant.
Doctor: what's wrong?
Me: I have scoliosis
Doctor : where does it hurt?
Me: My neck, my back, lick my ---
Me: I have scoliosis
Doctor : where does it hurt?
Me: My neck, my back, lick my ---
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Get the butt scoliosis mug.Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning
Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis
by TAG 3 November 14, 2020
Get the Penis scoliosis mug.Yes it is a curvature of the spine. Not just a curvature but also a rotation. Imagine stretching out a slinky and then coiling it tighter. What happens? It curls around itself. In aggressive cases it can be lethal as the curling effect means that your heart, lungs, and liver are targets from the pressure of the twisting spine. It doesn't hurt at first but as the case worsens it can be quite painful. However, back braces make for amusing punching bags or a great Tarzan impression. And yes, the PE dressing room is a bitch. Some view the braces (depending on what kind you have) as a cage or a corset with poor AC. Destroying said braces is quite cathartic. Was diagnosed and treated with braces at age nine and operated on at age 15. And again at 17 when the rods were causing severe inflammation.
Sarah: So you got scoliosis? How many Victor Hugo references have you gotten today?
Rachel: Four Victor Hugo and one Mr Hyde. The next person to call me Quasimodo is getting a fork in the eye....
Sarah: Oh come Igor, don't be such a sour puss.
Rachel: Fuckwit.
Rachel: Four Victor Hugo and one Mr Hyde. The next person to call me Quasimodo is getting a fork in the eye....
Sarah: Oh come Igor, don't be such a sour puss.
Rachel: Fuckwit.
by Litbum1010 July 28, 2010
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