Schlatt anti

Stupid people who dont use actual proof of why he is bad

Person 1: schlatt is a bad person

Person 2:proof?
Person 1: *shows out of context clip*
Person 2: he appoligised afterwords and you didnt show the full clip you stupid schlatt anti

by Notanidioticschlattanti September 7, 2021

Shplatter

An inevitable side effect of haphazardly plunging a clogged toilet without taking the requisite precautionary measures to mitigate lateral property damage and thus, contain fecal stew within the bowl.

"What the hell happened in there? It's a mess!"

"I know, right? Bruce must have clogged the shitter, because anyone else would have plunged it without getting shplatter all over the walls."

by Sure Lock Homes September 8, 2011

Schplitting

The act of wanting/having to poop while sitting on any other chair except the toilet. Sometimes in pain or agony depending on severity.

Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)

I had to poop but I was waiting for the bus to get home so I was sitting there schplitting.

by Jimji March 25, 2019

schlatt translator

One who translates jschlatt's tweets and replies to their own language, varying from spanish schlatt, to enchantment table schlatt.

Person 1: "Have you seen the schlatt translators on SMPtwt"
Person 2: "Yes, they won't stop flooding schlatt's tweets!"

by spanish_schlatt April 16, 2020

schlatty

Means you are super cool, and are dripping, otherwise you are drowning.

Hiba is so schlatty today! She didn’t roll her eyes.

by CoolBro786 February 21, 2021

king_schlatt

MY BELOVED TIKTOK MUTUAL! Schlatt is such a nice mutual!

hey schlatt if your seeing this hi!!!!

Hey look at my friend Schlatt! his user is king_schlatt

by angelxpotion July 16, 2021

Schlattbur

When weird people ship schlatt and wilbur for their own fantasies

(DONT FUCKING DO THAT YOU LONELY FUCKERS)

Have you read schlattbur smut fanfiction? Yeah i have no life too :)

by Vixy October 25, 2020