Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

sasqaatch

A loving way to describe monstrous acts (of love or of weirdness) of your girlfriends.
Derived from the term "sasquatch".

Girlfriend 1: "OMG, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Girlfriend 2: "Girl, you are such a sasqaatch."

by The hottest sasqaatches ever October 23, 2010

sasquratch

An unusually hairy crotch. Typically on an already hairy man.

pronounced: sas-crotch

oh my god, he's so hairy he has a sasquratch

by M. Floyd July 16, 2009

Sasquatched

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com

"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"

by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013

Satsugai

To inflict a severe amount of injury to those not schooled in the ways of DMC (Detroit Metal City)

Who the fuck are you?! I'll satsugai ya!

by SkawtDSW May 5, 2009

Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.

Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.

by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011

Samsquamch

the scientific name for Sasquatch.

ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.

by kybro07 February 4, 2010