SAT

The past tense of 'sit'.

I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

SAT

Stupid Ass Test to get into gay ass colleges.

Man I failed the damn SAT. Oh well, there's always community college.

by Bakalaka October 9, 2006

SAT

Suck Ass Test

Teacher- We're about to take the SAT this week class.
student- Ah, good 'ole Suck Ass Test.

by sarapppp April 19, 2009

SAT

A retarded test a High School Junior or Senior takes in order for Colleges to judge how stupid or smart you are.

The SAT is a load of shit like the rest of the "educational system."

by Vict3rReznov May 14, 2021

SAT

1.Suck Ass Test
2. The Stupid Ass Test that everyone HATES! and it is annoying to Seniors, Juniors, and to some other people who's parents are annoying them ahead of time about it!!!!!
3.something that will mess up your whole life if you fail this horribly!

1.I wonder if the test will be gone if 50 people killed themselves so the SAT will be gone.
2. DAMN I HATE THE SATs!

by Liquid Tang March 30, 2005

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

SAT

Stupid Asshole Test. A fucking MATH and VOCABULARY test that FUCKS millions of kids each year out of $150 million each year. And another $100 million for the prep courses. The test doesnt mean SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES think the test is gods greatest gift to man. These COCK SUCKERS who dont find anything wrong with the test need to GET THAT FUCKING COCK OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS because they are so FUCKING RETARTED. And these FUCKING CUNTS need to drop the FUCK dead.

I wiped my fucking ass with my SAT scores.

My kid got fucked by the SAT.

by Andy June 26, 2004