Saftasheve

The greatest ship that has ever existed is consists of three twitter people Natasha,Safia & Eve.

Person 1: Do you ship Saftasheve?
Person 2: Yes! it's my OTP
Person 3: What is Saftasheve?
Person 1&2: GET OUT OF HERE

by AnonymousDanosaur March 22, 2013

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

SATF

Shame about the face: A girl with a hot body but a face like a meth-head hooker's anus scab

Dude: Dang bro, check that out!
Bro: No man, no.. Wait till Till she turns a..
Dude: Fuckkkkk. Shame about the face man (SATF)

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

Sattyaj

Sattyaj is a 400kg beast and has 56 ROBLOX girlfriends but don’t tell them he is cheating on them because he will get Samir on you.

Matt Piekos’ ROBLOX girlfriend left him for sattyaj

by Kejenejjehehh December 2, 2019

Sattelite

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.

Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.

by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007

Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

by Kswaub April 29, 2005

Satty

A small plastic resealable bag, commonly used to carry/distribute illicit drugs. (Australia)

"I dropped that satty at the bar when the cops came in."

by ExplodingBallz September 19, 2011