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Sarcastic Terrorism

When a person wants something to happen so they phrase it as a joke or impossibility. Typically used to convince drunken friends into doing foolish things.
A: Boy it would be hilarious if someone jumped off the roof, but no one would be brave enough to do it.

B: Stop the Sarcastic Terrorism A
by coystags March 1, 2020
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Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.
There is no need for your sarcasticism
by Tyler Mellander May 10, 2007
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sarcastic

No many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com'n be honest! But we really love you!!! We do, I'm not being sarcastic!
-Sarcastic: This website is so cool!
oops! :P
by MPCT May 4, 2006
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Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011
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sarcasmic

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)
Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.
by jeffpk April 28, 2006
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sarcastic

1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.

2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.

2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
by Quizzical November 27, 2006
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sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.
"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"
by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008
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