Salvador Allende

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.

Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.

by allendevive November 10, 2008

Salvador Dali

Famous Surrealist born 1904. One of the best painters/creators to ever exsist.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Salvador Limones

Single-handedly leading the only group of people to give a shit in the land of the dead. Sal is the leader and founder of the LOST SOULS ALLIANCE (LSA) and doesn't take shit from ANYONE. He rocks. Finally dies at the end of Grim Fandango by biting his explosive tooth, releasing a nerve-agent onto a bad-guy. What a hero.

Viva Le Revolution!!!

by Matt C August 21, 2004

Salvador Dali

A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.

Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

Salvador Dali

1.Artist of the surreal.
2. A fragrance.

1. Salvador Dali is the best surrealist ever!

2. Hey La what perfume are you wearing it smells soo good?

Me: Salvador Dali.

by LaLa January 5, 2004

Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Salvador Panelo

A Chinese secret agent the media doesn't want you to know.

Juan: Could you look at that Pedro? Salvador Panelo is doing Chinese stuffs again.
Pedro: He's just riding a jeep holding a Chinese flag.

by Just_satire November 3, 2019