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T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.
"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."
by Lindsey September 15, 2006
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S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis)

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.
"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"
by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003
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S.T.P.

Stone Temple Pilots. Originally stood for Shirley Temple's pussy. But the band had to change the meaning when they became main stream.
The Band S.T.P. could still be a great band making great music if Scott Weiland could stay off the Horse.
by brutha from a nutha mutha August 30, 2008
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T.T.P.S

The Trinidad and Tobago Police Service or TTPS is the law enforcement agency of Trinidad and Tobago. It has been in operation for over 200 years.
ABBY RUN THE T.T.P.S WILL GET YOU

SAID SAMMY
by ABBY SCIUTO June 1, 2021
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s.t.p.

Standard Temperature and Pressure, a Chemistry term referring to gasses under normal or ideal conditions.
S.T.P for oxygen gas is 25 degrees c and 1 atm of pressure
by Steve December 4, 2003
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s.t.p.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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T.P.S

Tinny Penis Syndrome: A male that obsessively brags about having a large member and his sexual conquests in reality is unable to satisfy the opposite sex and propagate the species.
Every time that me and my boyfriend fight he brings up that he has a large member so there isn't a problem, he can javel a javelin from ten feet away so he can fix it, or well my car is better than your car when non of it has to do with our conversation. Later I proceeded to tell my counselor and she explained T.P.S.
by SWIGS MONSTER September 1, 2013
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