Under Shlong
After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.
Under Shlong by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013
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King Kong Shlong
A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
King Kong Shlong by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021
Lea Salonga
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Lea Salonga-Chien1 (born February 22, 1971) is a Filipino singer and actress. She is best known for her musical role Kim in Miss Saigon,2 for which she won the Olivier, Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics and Theatre World Awards, the first to win various international awards for a single role.23
She was the first Asian to play Éponine as well as the first Asian to play Fantine in the musical Les Misérables on Broadway4 and was the singing voice of Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (1992) and Mulan for Mulan (1998) and Mulan II (2004).56
Lea Salonga-Chien1 (born February 22, 1971) is a Filipino singer and actress. She is best known for her musical role Kim in Miss Saigon,2 for which she won the Olivier, Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics and Theatre World Awards, the first to win various international awards for a single role.23
She was the first Asian to play Éponine as well as the first Asian to play Fantine in the musical Les Misérables on Broadway4 and was the singing voice of Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (1992) and Mulan for Mulan (1998) and Mulan II (2004).56
Lea Salonga by Asian American Tenor October 7, 2010
shlong bot
shlong bot by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011
Shlongered
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019
Shlong Sisters
The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).
Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!
Shlong Sisters by shlongsisters May 7, 2021
Big Shlong Lee
A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"
Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn
Big Shlong Lee by Strickays September 5, 2017