New rolf

Changing for the better in every way

I'm going to new rolf my garden

by noSarcasm December 26, 2011

Rolfed

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

rolfmaogfaapmp

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off gasping for air and peeing my pants

She just fell off the buiding?! rolfmaogfaapmp!!

by Nicole Mittelstadt August 6, 2007

rolfes

to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles

I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.

by Gordon Brewer July 16, 2008

ROLFL

Rolling on Le Floor Laughing. Only used by Frenchies.

"Et c'est comme ça que mon hamster peu hors doigt du cochon bourgeoise!"
"ROLFL!"

by Douchebag McAsshole May 12, 2010

rolfmeister

A person who has supernatural abilities to drink and play online poker without ever taking a break.

Dude, it is amazing that someone can survive on pistachios, Jim Beam and cigarettes while playing online poker for 12 hours straight. You are a total rolfmeister!

by jerx705 June 15, 2012

Rolf!

The noise you make when you slip on ice in a parking lot, but don't quite fall.

I can't wait to get the new...Rolf!

by Evan O'Day June 18, 2010