Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette is A stunt in which one spins the cylinder of a revolver loaded with only one bullet, aims the muzzle at one's head, and pulls the trigger

In movies, the bad guys do Russian Roulette to scare the other person.

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH January 27, 2006

russian roulette

The deadly game Ronnie Radke mentions in "Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche".

"Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet.."

by Anaaaaaaaaaaa April 6, 2008

russian roulette

A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.

Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Russian Roulette

this isn't a definition, it's just a (disturbingly) humorous tale. It's documented in a recent Darwin Awards - collections of stories where people, either through accidental self-castration or accidental self-homicide, remove themselves from the gene pool - that a police officer was recently a victim of this risky game of chance. however, instead of using a revolver, with only one chamber in six loaded, he was using a semi-automatic pistol, having loaded one round into the magazine and pulled the slide back. some of you can already tell what happened, but let me explain for the rest: with a semi-automatic pistol, the top round in the magazine is automatically (hence a semi-AUTOMATIC pistol) inserted into the chamber. instead of a 1 in 6 chance of shooting himself, the cop had a 1 in 1 chance......


note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'

by sum guy January 28, 2003

Russian Roulette

A drinking game where you take six shot glasses, fill five with water, and one with Everclear. Then, you mix them up and serve at random. Whoever gets the Everclear wins.

This version of Russian Roulette is a LOT safer then the one in The Deer Hunter

by Mike Oseransky March 19, 2007

Rainbow Russian Roulette

The act of inserting a fist full of multicoloured skittle sweets, into the rectal passage, before being rogered in the poop choob. After the money shot, the brave buccaneer takes position and the fruity goo is ejected into his or her mouth, trying to guess what colour or flavour they will get next.

Hey, I played Rainbow Russian Roulette with Dave Smiths mum and dad last night! Dirty Fuckers!

by carpetfrog March 14, 2007