russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

Rupsha

Beautiful with flowing hair, like a river in Bangladesh - the basis of this word. A curry girl, who has it all. She is intelligent, and a girl of great intellect. She is a natural leader, with an interesting personality. This girl's sense of humour makes her popular amongst her peers. She isn't necessarily "hot" but, most definitely a gorgeous girl. Rupshas are generally not very capable at sport, however they have a knack for working out strategies for sports - making them a valuable asset to any team which they are in. Rupsha signifies impeccable beauty--- that cannot at any time be measured. All in all, she is a typical curry girl with dreams, who is quite popular with everyone.

That girl exemplifies a Rupsha. The Rupsha way of doing things

by KuFace October 26, 2011

Rusie

top totty, good looking bird

You see that gorgeous girl over there, she's a Rusie

by Daisy-May April 29, 2003

Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Russian Meltdown

While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.

Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.

by Clyher May 1, 2010

russiaboo

A russiaboo is anyone who is obsessed with Russia and Russian culture. Very similar to a slavaboos but more in-depth. Derives from weeaboo because like weeaboo, a russiaboo is insanely obsessed with Russia.

They generally act like they are from Russia. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Russian words. You will commonly find them in international clubs. European based websites and a horrid app. Called ifunny.
They are usually teens and preteens. Who have no idea what Russia even is and believe Putin is the greatest human ever.

"Da! I am of Russian decent. I am of going to joinings the rossiyan armies when I grow up. Slava ROSSIYA!!"

"Dude your such a russiaboo"

"Nyet! I am of actually rossiyan you suka blyat!"

by Mikhailyo June 14, 2016